About

Your pasty hosts.

Ian – Tacker of egg cartons and owner of interrupting dog.

Ian is originally from Illinois but now calls Colorado home. He has dabbled in various forms of time-wasting creativity, from making weird music, writing nonsense, watching British television, reading subtitles, and hosting trivia. He even occasionally watches movies.

Favorite movie ever: Amélie

Favorite cracker: Wheat Thins

Joshua – Bringer of egg cartons and batteries.

Joshua is about as close as any white person can be to being a Colorado native. His track record includes hosting trivia, disrupting funerals, attempting other podcasts, and evaluating the speed limit.

Favorite movie ever: Bubba Ho-Tep

Favorite cracker: Ritz